Quote of the Day (2013-09-01)

Olive Penderghast: If he's so smart, why is your boyfriend 22 years old and still in high school?

Marianne: Because, Olive, it's His choice!

Olive Penderghast: Oh, really? His choice? He just *wants* to be repeating his senior year for, like, the fourth time 'cause he can't pass a single test?

Marianne: No, silly,

[points up]

Marianne: His. His, with a capital H. If the Good Lord had wanted Micah to graduate, he would have given him the right answers.

Olive Penderghast: [laughs] I'm sorry, but, I mean, really? You gotta be shittin' me, woman.

Source: Easy A